Fire: it cooks man’s food, and provides light and warmth. Without it, people couldn’t live – we hate it! Fire is one of our few weaknesses; it makes my other half about as tough as wet toilet paper! That twerp Spider-Man once tried to capture us by siccing his equally useless friend the Human Torch on us! With a little ingenuity and a lot of water, we fizzled out his flame! Being the merciful soul that we are, we let him go – but next time we might not be so nice!